Funny status for whatsapp in Engish

Funny status for whatsapp in Engish

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Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.

Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.

I Am Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.

Interrupt My Sleep & I’ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Adhār Card.

As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.

There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.

Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day….So I Went Home.

Math : Mental Abuse To Humans

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

I’M Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

Lazy Rule : Can’t Reach It. Don’t Need It.

Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

Be Strong I Whispered To My Wi-Fi Signal.

Women May Not Hit Harder. .

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

I Can’t Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

If Stress Burned Calories, I’D Be A Supermodel.

 

Funny status for whatsapp in Engish

Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.

If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.

Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.

The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear.

If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’ll Train You.

If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’ve Said I’D Be Poor.

I’M Going To Stand Outside.

Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.